In her 42 years in the biz, Mitzi Fitz, agent-extrodinaire, has seen it all. No one deserves a Lifetime Achievement Award more. Tonight, she's getting hers, in more ways than one...
... is an all-singing, all-dancing, 60-minute-long Lifetime Achievement Award acceptance speech that definitely won't be interrupted by Mitzi's saggy scrotum of an ex-husband, Larry.
It contains far more sweat, stripping and burlesque than one would typically expect of the Oscars.
Mitzi Fitz's Glitzy Bits
... is a really juicy, sparkly cabaret in which Mitzi selflessly shares her stage with some of the many dazzling acts fortunate enough to be represented by her.
Expect witty repartee, spectacular comedic and artistic prowess, and flawless production values. And that's before we even get to the acts!
Mitzi would love to perform at your night
So far, she's performed at:
The Pleasance, Islington
A bunch of other places I can't be arsed to list out
You'll notice I haven't included any upcoming venues or dates
That's because I will fully forget to keep any aspect of this page up-to-date. Please assume all info on here is old, and Mitzi has become a wildly successful breakout act for me.