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MITZI FITZ

In her 42 years in the biz, Mitzi Fitz, agent-extrodinaire, has seen it all. No one deserves a Lifetime Achievement Award more. Tonight, she's getting hers, in more ways than one...

Posey is an olive-skinned female-presenting person, with badly dyed bleach blonde hair, and ample cleavage spilling out of a low-cut sparkly top. She is midway through a dance move, looking both shocked and horrified to be dancing.

Babycakes (WIP)

... is an all-singing, all-dancing, 60-minute-long Lifetime Achievement Award acceptance speech that definitely won't be interrupted by Mitzi's saggy scrotum of an ex-husband, Larry.

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It contains far more sweat, stripping and burlesque than one would typically expect of the Oscars.

Photo credit: Dan Stokes

Mitzi Fitz's Glitzy Bits

... is a really juicy, sparkly cabaret in which Mitzi selflessly shares her stage with some of the many dazzling acts fortunate enough to be represented by her.

 

Expect witty repartee, spectacular comedic and artistic prowess, and flawless production values. And that's before we even get to the acts! 

Posey is an olive-skinned female-presenting person, with badly dyed bleach blonde hair, and ample cleavage spilling out of a low-cut sparkly top. She is speaking into a microphone in an animated way, with a smiling expression and her other hand raised in a gesture.

Photo credit: Dan Stokes

Posey is an olive-skinned female-presenting person, with badly dyed bleach blonde hair, and ample cleavage spilling out of a low-cut sparkly top. She is leaning back, arms out to each side, mid-dance. The image is in profile, and her tits look incredible.

Mitzi would love to perform at your night

So far, she's performed at: 

  • Vaults Festival 

  • Riposte 

  • The Glory

  • The Pleasance, Islington​

  • A bunch of other places I can't be arsed to list out

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If you want to book her/me, you should drop me a bell.

Photo credit: Dan Stokes

You'll notice I haven't included any upcoming venues or dates

That's because I will fully forget to keep any aspect of this page up-to-date. Please assume all info on here is old, and Mitzi has become a wildly successful breakout act for me.

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If you want the latest info on where you can see Mitzi, you should check my Instagram.

Posey is an olive-skinned female-presenting person, with badly dyed bleach blonde hair, and ample cleavage spilling out of a low-cut sparkly top. She is perched in a dance move, with one hand cupping her face, and the other crossing her chest. She is wearing fishnet stockings, and a low-cut pair of knickers that reveal her large apron belly.

Photo credit: Dan Stokes

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